What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

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Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

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I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

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top kek

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Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

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A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

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Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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Why did 16-year-old girl scream in the basement? She was being raped.

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Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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What's a stupid joke on anti-joke? One that involves a random number with absolutely no meaning

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How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

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What do you call a dead baby who died by getting ran over by a car? Jimmy

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What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

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Knock Knock. I paid good money for a doorbell. Use it, please.

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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