- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

Why did the trombone player have sex so often? Because he was hot.

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

What did God say when he saw the first black man? What a wonderful creation I have made.

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

God wrote this joke.................................

Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

Bitch please, you're adopted as well.

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