Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

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What worse than rain Osama Bin Laden

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus !

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What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

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Did you hear about the new German oven? Seats 40.

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A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

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Why are bowling balls racist? They are not because bowling balls are incapable of having feeling therfore they cannot have racial thoughts or actions.

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

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What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

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Jellybeans

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What do you call a man with an Eye patch and no arms? Names.

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Whats slippery and wet? A wet slipper.

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Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

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Why was the little kid sad at a funeral. He was actually happy and he was at six flags

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How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

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Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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http://anti-joke.com/anti-joke/popular/a-paper-cut-is-a-trees-last-revenge

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You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Did you hear about the cow that could fly? Me either

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Why did the little boy ride his bike to school? It was a birthday present.

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