Whats worse than pulling down a girls pants and seeing a giant furry bush... finding out her vagina has teeth in it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

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If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

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why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

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The ULTIMATE Street Fighter shotokan safety guide one Turbo masters tournament X Revenge Kombat Super Ultimate Alpha Omega F*** Y** Edition! 1. I case an attack breaks both your legs, use your last remaining strength in order to kick the air with one leg, while keeping the other one straight down, then immediatedly yell MYLEGSARBROKEN! In order to receive medical attention. And please remember: If Hadou can, then you Sure can! 2. DLC ONLY 3 DLC ONLY 4. DLC Only. ...hayball rolls trough... 9001: DLC only

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Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

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Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

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knock knock ? Who's there ? idunnop idunnop who ? Eww you've done a what?!

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whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

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Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

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What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

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What's worse than a duck with one leg? A nuclear explosion

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

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??????????? ??????????????? "Hello, idiot teacher! You eat milk."

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Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

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A farmer was robbed and complained to the sheriff's department that he suspected it was a black man behind the crime. "How do you know this for sure?" The sheriff asked him. He replied, "I chased him into the night, it was dark and I couldn't see him"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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