- Anti Joke

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

what do you call an elevator full of white people. a box of crackers

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

What do you call a room with an oven and ten Jews in it? A kitchen.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

The Morman Religion.

knock knock who's there the german police now pack your stuff and get out