What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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As friend of mine recently told me that he knew my deepest darkest secret. When I asked him what it was, he said that I was too emotionally unstable, and that I would never be ready to settle down. I killed him.

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

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why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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i tried logging into my ipad. turns out, it was an etch a sketch, and i dont own an ipad. also, im out of vodka.

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What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

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What did the phone say to the man? Ring ring.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

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How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

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Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

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Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

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When an intellectual was told by someone, "Your beard is now coming in," he went to the rear entrance and waited for it. Another intellectual asked what he was doing. Once he heard the whole story, he said: "I'm not surprised that people say we lack common sense. How do you know that it's not coming in by the other gate?"

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

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A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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