A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

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Why did the man order a mail order Asian bride? Because he was caucasian which meant females of his race had unrealistically high expectations of a partner due to various materialistic overtones that are constantly portrayed in their medie creating a society of over entitled women who think they are owed the earth.

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what did the clock say to the other clock? .. were both lawyers!

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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Roses are red, violets are blue you may not know this but I'm falling for you . <3

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Safe sex MR

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Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

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My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

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have you ever had african food? neither have they

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Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

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Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

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So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

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What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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so a blonde walks into a bank, opens her purse, pulls out her check and cashes it. She then returns to her car and proceeds home.

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Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q: What do you call it when you get shot in the face 20 times with a shotgun? A:Nothing, you're dead. Q:What do we call it when you get shot 20 times with a shotgun? A: A blessing.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

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Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

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What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

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whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

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