- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. His face bumped into something that was soft, squishy, smooth, and round... It was a balloon. Someone was having a birthday party.

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

women sports....

My friend harris is fat.

why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

Vagina cream... end of story

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

Why did the 6 year old girl go to therapy? Because her step dad raped her.

Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

Why did sally fall off the swing? she had no arms of legs. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally.

Xzibit

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

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