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What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

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Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

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What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

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What do you call a black man? Black

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What's the only thing a Black Hole can't absorb? Nothing. It absorbs everything, even light.

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I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

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Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

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Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

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A lion walks in to a bar, and murders everyone inside. This is why animals are not aloud in bars.

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Okay, after this one then...

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if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

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what happens when a dog and a cat have sex? They create a beautiful baby that ends up dieing from cancer.

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

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This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

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David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

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This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

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why was the boy sad? because his penis was stapled to a coffee table

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Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

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Statistically 9/11 Americans wont get this joke. But 7/7 British will.

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Sally." "Go away, Sally. I told you I am not interested." Kevin slammed the door on his colleague, as Sally proceeded to find somebody else and move on with her life. Kevin later in life became a drug addict, and got thrown in jail. Sally got married and had four kids, and while she feels bad for Kevin, she is happy with her life.

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Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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