- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, This is Patrick.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

My grandfather died in a Nazi Death Camp. He fell off a watch tower.

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

A paraplegic wheels himself into a bar. The barman asks, 'What can I get you?' 'Nothing,' replies the paraplegic, 'I've just pissed myself and I need you to help me clean myself up.'

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

Knock Knock! EXPLOSION!!!!

Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

What is fat and white? A polar bear with a glandular problem.

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

A man walked into a bar Ouch.

"Knock knock." "No."

two scientists walk into a bar. one says, "i want h2o." the other says, "i want h2o too." the bartender gives them both water and nobody dies because he is not irresponsible enough to give someone concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

Roses are red Violets are red Shit My garden's on fire?

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

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