Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

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9/11

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How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

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What is hotter than a lightbulb. The Sun.

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Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

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What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

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roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

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what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

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why did the Chinese man fail the driving test because he had no previous driving experience and wasn't prepared for the test

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My friend harris is fat.

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What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

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People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Q: Why are lizards broke? A: Because they run around the desert with no money.

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women sports....

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

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MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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how do you rube out a circle? don't draw one

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Vagina cream... end of story

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Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

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Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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