Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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how do you stop a bus? Well, just up the road is a stop sign so the bus will stop there because it is illegal to go through a stop sign without stopping.

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An american took a vacation to Mexico.... the American police were contacted 3 days later... the American was supposedly killed during a drug trade...

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

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hello anomonous

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What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

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Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

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What is green, dangorous, slow, defencive, and scared? A turtle with a uzi.

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Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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A American, a Brit and a Mexican decided to bet on who could tell the funniest joke. The one that won told a great joke indeed.

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mark lawson likes boys

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what did the crocodile say to the fish? OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!! and then the fish swam away because of the the weird noise the crock was making...

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Blonde Girls

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what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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What should someone do if they are Le Zirk? Have a zirk. THEN FIRE THE ZIRKKK!!!!!!!

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Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

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What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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