1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

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dude ur such a bon of a sitch

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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Q what's worse than Tori's singing A absolutely nothing !

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what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

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Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

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What two states don't have running water? Solid and gas

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Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

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Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

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Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

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The foreskin of a baby gorilla

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Yo Mama is so dumb, that she scored significantly below average on the SAT's.

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Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I ASKED YOU FIRST!

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A man, a woman, and a kid are sitting at a table. They are eating dinner, the kid turns to the man and proceeds to explain how he wishes to drop out of school. The man sends him to his room as punishment. The man and the woman resume eating their dinner.

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Warning: Are you 16 and curious and stuff? DO NOT SNIFF YOUR SISTERS HEAVILY PERFUMED PANTIES! Because you know hormones, and then 18 years later she uses the same perfume and... Yeeah.. ITS HORMONES! DON'T PRETEND YOU NEVER SMELLED A PUSS... Well, nevermind guys, I believe you :)) PS: By DO NOT, I mean DO! I mean just make sure you dont get your mothers panties, your sister is gonna be like "Omg you are such a perv you and your dick always up my face!" Then you can go all like "yeeeaah you wish!" Moms panties? Seriously man, that is just sick! You need to get some self respect!

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

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A black man, a Muslim man, and a Jewish man walk into a bar so the bartender says, "Get the f*** out."

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Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

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nicky finds it really hard to get it up.

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- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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