- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

what do you call a dog with no legs? whatever his owner named him it is a shame he can`t run and play with other dogs.

I'm so full I could stop eating.

Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

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Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

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