Roses are red Violets are blue Black people are black They are inferior

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What did the bartender say to the three-legged Irishman? What can I get you?

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Alice, seriously do as I say, I lived with the man for over 16 years, those are not hallucinations, its PTSD, without ritalin he will just go trough that agony for nothing, not coffee not chocolate or any of that, anything that helps his focus. Seriously do not be a bitch Alice, listen to him and do as he says. Its not the first time people think he is having hallucinations when his eyes start moving back and forth like crazy, he is not seeing things, he is experiencing this as if they where real, and just because he can stay in that state for days, does not mean he is meant to go trough that kind of agony because of your ethics or caring or whatever your hesitation might be, the man can go without food for weeks if he has to, but not after you sneak trash like Zopiclone into his system. That was a mistake of yours, make up for it Alice, or ill make you pay.

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Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

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Why doesn't Stephen Hawking play football? Because he's a nerd.

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Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

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Q: Why did the duck eat some grass? A: because we are so careless that we caused global causing the entire pond to shrink to a size where it cannot raise a family and the fish could not prosper so the duck could not eat what it had forcing it do consume an inedible substence causing it to die because is not a natural part of a ducks diet

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Im batman...suck it losers

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why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

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don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. It was a footless chicken.

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A man with no arms and no legs

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why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

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What kind of nun would never drink milk? One who suffers from a severe lactose intolerance.

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You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

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So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

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If i was a painting... Id hang myself

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Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

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Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

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A dinosaur walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender goes home and tells his wife what he saw. His wife leaves him.

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Muslim athletes.

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