- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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And the guy who played Trapper John on MASH wins the coveted 'Last Famous TV Person to Die in 2015' award!!! Woooooooo!!!!

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

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