What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Did u hear bout the guy who went to the donut shop yeah he has brown hair

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

What did one stool say to the other stool? Stools don't speak!

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

heads up!

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

your skull would make a nice pen holder

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: Why did Frank have a big horse named Bubba? A: He was allergic to cats

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

Anti Joke

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