some of the people who write thes jokes are complete assholes

Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

Your momma's so stupid, her IQ is below average.

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

What do u call old black people in a shed? antique farm equiptment

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

hard cheese

What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

Why did the boy cry when he got a new puppy? Because he had anal seepage coming out his ass

I put children on a leash and store them under my bed. I feed them bird food and they drink eachothers urine.

Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

Anti Joke

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