What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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How do you know if your friend is dead? You shoot him in the face!

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey

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You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

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What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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So, how 'bout that airline food?

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

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What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

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What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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Why did the boy drop his iceccream?? He got hit by a bus??

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The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

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What's worse than getting a flat tire on a date? getting one while rushing your dying grandfather to the hospital.

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Q-"what did the carrot say to the plant" A-"nothing because neither one of these objects can talk"

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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the holocaust

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What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

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Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

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Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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Anti Joke

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