What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

Yo momma's so fat she is now a sponsor for Jenny Craig after joining the program and loosing almost a 100 pounds. So I suppose she isn't too fat anymore.

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

What happens when you give a Jew an iPhone? He says thank you and gives you a hug.

Why does a man wake up every morning to do the same job over again? Because, wait... what the heck kind of a question is that?

how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

Q: What is the differenc between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babys? A: I dont have a lamborghini my garage.

You know what is worse than being dead...being at a Justin Bieber concert

Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no hands.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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