- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

Justin Bieber

What nickname do you give Harrison Kinney if he is good at remixing music? Harrison "Remix" Kinney

anal seepage

look under under where under under where. under the couch

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender gives him a bowl of water because it is hot outside and he doesn't want the dog to dehydrate because he could die.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

what do you call a black person who hated fried chicken? a vegetarian.

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

There's my tractor.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

What did one wardrobe say to another wardrobe? Clothes.

why was the water bottle empty? because bob drank it. stupid bob...

How do you kill a jew? In a variety of destructive manners that are illegal and I would hope you would decide against.

How many friends does it take to catch an owl? One because he was a bird catcher.

yo mamas so fat that when she wears a bathing suit people go "wow, that women is fat"

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a gin and tonic. The bartender gives him a sprite and charges him $12.

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