- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What's worse then 10 dead babies in 1 tree? 1 dead baby in 10 trees...

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

Romans rights.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

A fish walks into a bar Fish dont walk

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

What is something you would not normally find in a china cabinet? Japan

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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