- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

You're a frog

Why did the kids all eat their homework? Probably because they were starving to death and there was no other food source available.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

How do you keep kids off your lawn? You molest them.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

What did your mom say when Quinn Griffith Randel walked in the door? Hi.

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

A man walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar, and he fractures his skull on it. He died in the hospital a few hours later

What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

Why did captain hook die? He wiped asss

Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

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