Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

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You know the drill, the world is not as black and white as it was before, just because we are not on the same side, does not make us enemies either. As for whatever is going on, I can assure you I had nothing to do with the fall of the first underground, and neither will I make sure whatever you scraped together, large or small falls either, I realize I should have thought this trough some more, but we had little time to act on this one.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

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Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

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What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

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Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

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What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

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What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

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Yo mama is so fat she died

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What is the difference between a black man and a burnt pizza? -Nothing there both black.

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What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

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There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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What's flying and eats rocks? A flying rock eater

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Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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