A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

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My love life

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What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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never bring a knife to a gun fight. bring a sword.

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Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

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What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

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Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

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How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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What did Hitler say to his empire, A lot of stuff that I am to lazy to look up, all i know that the holocaust was bad and we shouldn't repeat it.

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What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

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Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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Sigh... You know life, you start all optimistic and "I am going to be wealthy mommy and stuff" Then you know, life turns not quite out like you planned it, and, well, you wish you had made some other choices you know what I mean... Your grades where not that good, that girl you really loved did not like you back, you know what I mean right? ...Well I don't, how is it like?

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A man walks into a bar............. The bar explodes and everyone dies

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A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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