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Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

How do you take a Mexican's money? You can't because they have none.

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

Where's Waldo? The cemetery, he died last week.

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

What's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? One is a minority whose ancestors originally lived in the central american country of Mexico, the other is a useful convenience that provides a place to rest one's legs in a public place.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dylan F fell off a bridge Landed in some water and was ok 2 days later he got bit by a shark He is now in a coma

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

a seal walks into a club.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.