- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between an African and French person? Nothing all people ate equal.

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

its funny cuz i laughed!

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

What can make you pee? Liquid

What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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