- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

Why doesn't it rain on Sundays? It does.

What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

What did the dancing amphibious landing craft say to the carrot faced caterpillar? wanna get in its cold

What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

Why did the condom drive over his pet mac and cheese? Because his uncle was not george bush.

What did tarzan say when he saw the elephants? Here come the elephants

How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

Whats more realistic than evolution? Everything

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

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