What is the best joke ever? 1D

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Why are white people afraid of black people? The holocaust

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How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

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So a Jewish, Hispanic, and Asian man are on a plane. The pilot turns to them and says "aren't you tired of this?"

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What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

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how do you get your son or daughters attention? break down the door to their room and promptly begin beating them with a wooden baseball and then tie them up to a chair and torture them for 24 hours.

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(To the tune of Perry the Platypus) He's a completely retarded Allosaurus of action! A purple dopey dimwit who always giggles away! He never does anything But children's songs he does sing And the little kids squeal whenever they hear him say... *i love you, you love me* He's Barney! Barney the Dinosaur!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kill children dont worry about it

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What do you calk a couple of friends hanging out? An intimate get-together.

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Why do British Folk have yellow teeth? Genetics. Although scientists don't know the exact cause, it has been shown that people of British ancestory have a genetic predisposition which inhibits the body's breakdown and utilization of Vitamin C and Calcium. This causes decalcification and scorbutic gums. The British slang term "Limey" comes from the fact that the British Royal Navy was made to drink lime juice to prevent scury. The Royal Navy was almost wiped out by an epidemic of Scurvy.

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Why did the chicken kross the road? It didn't because it was a highway and it got hit by a bus.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

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knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

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Why? Why Not?

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Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

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Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

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Have you noticed when you see geese flying and they're in a V pattern, often one side will be longer than the other? Do you know why that is? There are more geese on that side.

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Major League Soccer

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

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Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

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Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

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yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

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Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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