- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

But who would want to sell us out and why?

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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