- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

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what do you call a screwdriver that thinks it'sa hammer? a screwdriver

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

Why did the muslim cross the road? To get to the other Saiid.

what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

Whats the best way to get to a girls heart? A knife.

A black person walks out of KFC

How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your family have been involved in a fatal accident and we need you to come and identify the bodies.

Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

What did the turtle say to the hare? Nothing. Animals can't speak.

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