- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

Friends are like potatoes, when you eat them, they die.

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

When life gives you lemons... Be thankful you're not starving, a**hole.

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

How did OJ get away with murder? No one really knows. Probably because he an excellent group of lawyers

Romeny or Obama? Obamney

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

Are you gay? No. Ok.

What do you find in a pile of dead babies? ************************************************ A dead baby.

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

knock knock?? whos there?? Not yo cheese because i already ate it

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

Sally went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. She was exhausted and died of dehydration at the top.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

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