- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

VAGINA.

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

Obamacare

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Knock knock! no answer KNOCK KNOCK! still no answer the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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