- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your son has been in a car accident and has died.

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