- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

women's rights

What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

what's white and sticky semen

Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Xzibit

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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