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What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

whats my name? Matt

Whats better than having 5 dollars? Having 5 dollars and a pizza

Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

Uh... What was emulating again?

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

kaite is dumb that is true

Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

Women's Rights

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Why was 7 afraid of 9? Because 9 was black.

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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