- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. And now he's dead. No more shoe ingestion

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

Roses are red Violets are red My lawn is red My fences are red It appears my garden is on fire.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

One day a farmer was planting his crops. All of a sudden he was hit by the magic school bus.

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

Q: Why do people post the same anti-joke a bajillion times in a row? A: Because they are stupid ass holes with absolutely no life.

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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