- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

Wenis Penis

How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

Hitler

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

Who wants $300? Me too.

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

Why did the Jew cross the road? After looking both ways many times, repeatedly, to make sure there was absolutely no element of possible danger, he concluded that his best option was the cross the road.

your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

Q: What is your favorite color? M: Blue

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow who, unlike his quiet friends back on the farm, enjoys to speak when others are nearly finished with their sentence.

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

Walnut

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