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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many light bulbs? 1

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

knock, knock who's there owls owls who thats right owls who

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

Bags of delicious poop.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

What did the man say when he saw an orange? That's not a banana.

How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

A priest and a rabii walk into a bar. Both men, despite both being good people and well respected in their communities, aren't able to overcome their differences which are signified by their religions. Both men later leave the bar and surround themselves with people of their own kin.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

Why did the cat bite its owner? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

EVOLUTION OF MODERN SAYINGS 1 The Samurai: If at first you don't succeed, kill yourself. The British: If at first you don't succeed, give up The Americans: If at first you don't succeed, sue someone, then try again in hopes of a larger payout next time

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Dave then complied, opened the door and let the police search his house. He was then found innocent of drug related charges.

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