- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Your grandma's cookies.

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

What is black and red? Something that is black and red.

My kids are mistakes.

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

What's funnier than 24? 25

What do a woman and a female dog have in common? They were both annoying so I put them down.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive hair traits.

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

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