- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

Who hacks darts? • Jack Nolan aka Bowlbot 300 J-Bowls

wanna hear a joke? yes

What is the difference between a rabbit and a plum? A: They are both purple, except for the rabbit!

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Whats Black and White and Red all over ? A Zebra laying in a pool of its own blood.

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

What's the difference between a convertible and a dead baby? One's in my garage, and one's a car.

Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

What did the comedian tell the audience? A well thought out joke that anyone can relate to because that is what the point of a joke is.

What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

A woman wearing a very fancy, striped sweater walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks her “what’ll it be”?. The girl replies “Just a beer for me”. As this happens a child in Africa dies from complications due to starvation.

'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

Last Christmas I gave you my pie but the very next day you put it in your tummay. Now your dead because I poisoned the pie.

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A car crash.

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

What do you call a gay man? Homosexual

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you BUT The roses are wilting The violets are dead The sugar bowl's empty And so is your head

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

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