- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

It says so on your cap.

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

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Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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