What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

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Mormons having fun.

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What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

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how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

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Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

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Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

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Q:Whats worse than you touching yourself at night A: The holocaust

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why can stevie wonder drive? He's blind

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You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

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2 + 2 = 4

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So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

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When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

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roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

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What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

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A: Knock Knock B: ...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

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Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken

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"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

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What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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