What did the african get for his birthday? an ounce of water, as water is very scares in his community and it is a great resource

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

What's the deal with airplane food? I've never tried it. I'm just curious how it was.

Sarah Palin

Where did the banana go? -Nowhere, a banana can't walk.,

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

Why was the black man hired at the clothing store? He needed some money to feed his family.

Caca.

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

What did the man at the haberdashery say? Six and seven-eighths, bub, six and seven-eighths.

A man walks into the bar and asks the bartender, "Are you smelling me right now?"

how do you kill a giraffe? you don't.

sex with dead people. they can't say no;)

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

whats your moms inside look like nick because all there is is fat

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

what did the frog say to the fence? chicken

what did the boy with dyslexia get for his birthday? bad grades

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