A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

What did Timmy say when the bus crashed? Nothing, it was a horrible crash, he died like everyone else. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Timmy.

How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

What's white and gluey Glue

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An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

Roses are green,violets are blue,i'm high as ****,is that perfume or glue?

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a fried chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

sometimes when im bored i dress in white pour water on the ground and roll around in it and pretend im a papertowel

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and deaf, so it wold be near impossible for her to do so without seriously injuring herself or another human being.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Is your refrigerator running? no then your food is probably beginning to rot

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

What did the giraffe say to the human? Nothing, but it was trying to alert the human of an oncoming bus.

What's gayer than Justin Beiber? The guy getting a blowjob from him! Kelvin Yang.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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