- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

-What's the worst part about killing a baby? -Probably either recieving the death sentence or living psychologically scarred in prison for life.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

If Johnny has 5 apples and Susie has 7 apples, will they give them to the homeless?

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

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what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

what is more fun than shower time with adele. a mass gang bang with antonia

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

Your mom is so skinny that she may have anorexia, yet she could treat it so she doesn't die.

Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

Hey, you must be a parking ticket. Because you are on the windshield of my car.

Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

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