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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

How do you define an unsatisfactory kitchen? It won't have a woman chained to the oven.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

What did death say to life? Go die

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and due to genetics could not see well without the help of glasses.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

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