whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

THE END.

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

What happened to the boy who spilled his fruit punch on the president? He was offered a new one compliments of Obama himself.

Stare at the person nearest to you and say "sprinkles" with the straightest face possible.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

a man walks into a bar and it hurts

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? There's twenty of them

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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