How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

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My mother-in-law fell down a stairway. I turned to my wife and said “Call an ambulance!!”

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

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A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

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Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

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my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

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Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

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there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

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Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

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Yo mama's so fat she needed a toilet that had a bigger seat (just like me)

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Anti deep thoughts, by Fabian Monge'. The other day while parked at a stop light i was looking in the rear view mirror at the person who was blowing his horn at me. I then realized that while i was looking back at him the light had been green for a while. I then thought that i had better drive forward because i was holding up traffic, and that it was very selfish of me to waste other peoples time like that while wondering what was going on behind me instead of what was happening in front of me. In the time it took for me to come to this conclusion, i had wasted another few seconds of someones time. How very selfish of me.....

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When an intellectual was told by someone, "Your beard is now coming in," he went to the rear entrance and waited for it. Another intellectual asked what he was doing. Once he heard the whole story, he said: "I'm not surprised that people say we lack common sense. How do you know that it's not coming in by the other gate?"

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How do you stop a black man from spitting? People of all races and colours are quite within their right to spit on their own property whenever they wish. However if anyone spits on or near you, you could report him to the police, but don't expect to be taken seriously.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

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Q: what are very funny A: Jokes

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Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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Illumati Confirmed

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Anti Joke

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