- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

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What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

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If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

whats better than an anti joke? a joke that you find funyer than an anti joke

Want to hear a joke? Me too.

Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because I shot him. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because his tail was stapled to the other monkey.

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