Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

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Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

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So a rouge names creampiiemaker was walking in the vast lands of the arathi basin when a night elf druid with 585 stan and a resil rating of 6750 asked yo bro you wanna duel, the rogue asked with a grin on his face if the night elf was kidding, they then shook hands and went out to gold shire, village and dined on porridge made from the finest vendor, they then warsonged it up all night for mad honor points and got lap dances in gold shire tavern.

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What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

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This is a stupid joke. Get it to the top of the list and Kobe Bryant will pass to you.

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A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

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What's the difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies is a horrible tragedy.

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HURT

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

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Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

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Dad, they tell me I am a slowpoke at school, what can I do? ... Eh son, this is mommy, your dad died ten years ago remember?

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#IHateHashtags

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Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

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Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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What is green, slimy and has 8 legs? Uncle Martin

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Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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what do you get if you put in a pan- a raw chicken, a lemon, assorted vegetables, onions, maybe some soy sauce, and a little olive oil then place this pan into an oven for around two hours, allowing the chicken to moisten. then serve with the assorted vegetable .supper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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