where are the maternaty clothing in walmart???? The C section

What's red, hairy, and squishy? Helen Keller in a blender.

why did the duck fall in the water? It got shot

Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

Q: Why did Little Suzie fall off of the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Little Suzie!

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

Why did the black person sit in the back of bus? All the other seats were taken.

Why did the black surgeon get fired? The hospital was low on funds due to the economic crisis, and had to let a few employees go.

did you hear about the platypus that was found dead in the middle of death valley?

what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

Knock Knock Whos there? It was the unexpected arrival of his wifes lover who'd been having an affair with her for over a year She thought her husband would be out and forgot to tell him not to come The husband started breaking down in tears whilst throwing insults at both of them, grabbing the man by his collar and throwing him on the ground he started to kick his head in The man died and the husband and wife divorced, theres now a bench in the mans local park dedicated to him.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

Why did the white guy sit on the bench while the black guys were playing basketball? His mother was calling, and his AP scores were coming in that day. Those scores were important to him.

Do you like fishsticks No

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

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