What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

Why Did Suzie fall of the swing? She has Polio and will die the Next Day

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

True or fales? Eddie Izzard.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

what did the big chimney say to the little chimney ?? your to young to smoke

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