What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

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The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

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Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

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What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

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What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

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Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

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a white kid is called on by his teacher he is promptly sent to the principle's office after not complying.

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Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

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knock knock whose there? my penis.

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i read the terms of service when i posted this

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Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

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Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

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2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

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There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

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How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

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Why did the child cross the road? Nobody knows, he forgot to look both ways got hit by a truck and suffered severe head trauma leading memorie loss.

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What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

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whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A girl asks her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Rose?" "Because when you were 1 day old a rose petal landed on your head." Another girl asked her mother, "Mummy, why am i called Daisy?" "Because when you were 1 day old a daisy landed on your head" "alualualualalughghphphpphphp" "Shut up fridge"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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