what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

knock knock who's there me me who? me me me me who? me me me me me me who? and the more the joke continues the less funny and more annoying it gets

Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

Wait what? What if you use the what what? Sorry I am still like super hypnotic trippy, dont worry though, I dont want it to end.

A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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im not food

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

Q: Why did the black man break into the house? A: Because he was poor and couldn't afford his daughters cancer treatment.

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

If this joke were a potato I would be very confused

<=3 penis

what is a chicken answer: chicken

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench A: The NBA

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