what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

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Like this joke, bitch.

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Why did Martian Luther King climb the mountain? Because there was a KFC on top

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A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

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Q.What has flashing lights and really bad dancing A.Baby haveing an eppilectic fit

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Why do black people like bananas? Because bananas have potassium which therefore gives them bigger muscles, which is why they excel at every sport we white people suck at.

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Women's rights

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Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

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Once upon the time.... It was 12 o´clock

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What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

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if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

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how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

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Q:Whats worst then finding a worm in your apple? A:Getting raped in the ass.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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why did the boy fall of his bike He got shot in the face

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Why did Jimmy cry? His mom raped him.

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What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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