Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

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Listen pretty lady, NO WHAT WE HAVE BEEN DOING FOR LIKE SIXTEEN HOURS OR SOMETHING NON STOP STRAIGHT, IS VERBOTEN! Honestly, for me its a bit of a requirement, sure girls can go all like "But you are like friendzoned to me now", but then I... Hmm, you know, not a womanizer,my wife has the right word for it, I am a seducer.... Suddenly I do not like the sound of that, actually Its not a bit of a requirement, it is TOTALLY a requirement. Say, does it bother you when I mention my wife like at randomness?

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Why did the boy cry when he sat on Santa's lap? Because Santa's boner reminded him of his pedophiliac step-father.

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"Have you got any Saturday jobs available?" "Yes"

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A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

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Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

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How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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What do you call a city that never sleeps? Cities cannot sleep; they merely represent a societal body of people living in a confined community. A city may have a prosperous night-life, however, cannot functionally "fall asleep" in the convential sense of the term.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

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Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

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What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

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Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

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Women's Rights

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A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

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What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

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Why did the farmer name his pig "ink"? He had a terrible case of dementia.

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your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

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A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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