- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

What did the mute man say to the president? Nothing, he is mute

Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

Why was the kid picking his nose. Because someone shoved a bomb in it.

Help I'm being raped!

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

What color is red paint? Red

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Exactly what he had asked for because UNICEF do a wonderful job.

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

Why was the man sleeping. He was tired

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

Your so ugly that your birth certeficate is a apology letter from the condum factory

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