- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

What comes after 23? 24.

What did Katniss say to her sister? hi

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's an obscure number you've probably never heard of.

Why was the girl sad on her Birthday? She found out she was adopted.

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