- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nero I know I am being a selffish bastard, but please let me speak with you for ten more minutes or so, I am sorry but its like part of me do not believe its you, we all saw your corpse, attended your funeral, please stick with me, I just feel flustered vulnerable and stupid.

What do you call a 400 pound man eating chocolate? diabetic

A gay man walks out of his bedroom, rubbing his ass in pain. He says, "I hate it when I slip and fall in the shower."

A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

Women

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What is white and will kill you if it fell out of a tree? Charles Manson

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

What's the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag? One carries groceries and the other molests children

Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

How many babies does it take to paint a barn red It depends how hard you throw them

What do you call a tub full of water? A bathtub!

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

Where was little suzie the day after the house fire? At the hospital, being treated for minor burns.

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

Like a bit of a cozy fight or something.

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

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