- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

Whatd the boner say to the limp dick get your head up kid

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

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So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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