roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

what tall and looks like a jew?

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

12 in general

What do you get when you cross a dog and a chicken An animal cruelty charge

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

Knock knock How is ? Bond ,James Bond!

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

My wife made me a sandwich

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

What did the martian say to the other martian when he saw a fire hydrant? "Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!"

did u here bout the guy who found 500 dollars on the ground? yup he is 500 dollars richer

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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