- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

A hispanic walks down the street. ICE quickly arrests him, as he is here illegally. 5 months after deporting, he crosses the southern US border to try again.

42, that is all

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.

Pee is yellow Shit is? brown My shit is yellow WTF

An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

What's the difference between a person and a cow? 2% of their DNA. The other 98% is virtually identical.

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

how do demolish a building alkekwhakbar

A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

I was once a hamster.

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

I'm an old man with Alzheimer's. Ok I'm going to tell you a little story. Well i was walking down the road bout 36 sum odd years ago and the next thing i knew i was........... Hmmm.... i wonder whats in the fridge...

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