- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violents are blue I have 5 figures and the middle one is for you

I just drank a cola.

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

Why did Bob fall off the swim? He had no arms or legs.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the little child orphan with no arms or legs get for christmas? CANCER and for his birthday A.I.D.S. R.I.P little orphan

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names

Homonyms should be band.

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

roses are red violets are blue

What do you call a person mowing a lawn? A Mexican

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

A bald guy walks out of a bar Prostate cancer

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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