- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

What's white and horny? a unicorn.

Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

Knock knock Who's there? Hector Hector who? ....I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore.

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! GAUH Your face looks tasty!! :D

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

Someone threw a cigarette at me today... What a fag.

Why did the waiter lose his job? Because he was a fish

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and a rock? The rock doesn't cheat on it's wife.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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