Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

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There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

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What was unprecedented about Roosevelt running for president in 1940? He had polio, he couldn't run!

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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woman..parallel parking

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Feeling that your friends do not listen to your insightful conversations? BUY A PARROT! Teach it to say "Uhuh", and "Ahah", and "Dats coo!" NOW YOU CAN BE COMPLETELY APRECIATED BY A FUCKING BIRD THAT DOES NOT KNOW WHAT YOU ARE SAYING... ...BUT IS IT... APPRECIATING IT? DUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN! MYSTERY!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Knock knock I don't play games, go away! Knock knock How did you get in my house? Knock knock Stay back I have a weapon! Knock knock What are you!!! Knock knock Oh god, someone please help! Knock knock What do you want, I can give you money. Knock knock Just don't hurt my family, please. Knock knock!!! WHO'S THERE!!! I am.

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what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

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Two black guys run into a bank with guns. They place them in their pre-payed safety deposit boxes and continue on their way as they were falling behind on their schedule.

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What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

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What's the most famous anti-joke? This one.

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What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Nothing.

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Why was the boy wearing pyjamas? It was his bed time.

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Tunechi

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Santa isn't real.

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Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

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Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

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Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

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whats worse than a kane nothing

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Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

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What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

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Anti Joke

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