Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

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Laugh

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Why did the little girl stop licking her Popsicle? A psychopath cut off her tongue.

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Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

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Where do 5 gay guys go????? One Direction.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

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How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

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Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

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Burp

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Would you believe me if i said... ^^^^ You read that line wrong?

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Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

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What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

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A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

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what is orange and blue 2 colors

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practice.

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What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

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Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

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Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

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roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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