why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

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What happens if Chuck Norris meets a Transformer? Nothing. They would converse, then go their separate ways. Or Chuck would get killed. Horribly.

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Your Mom

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What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

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whats small and sexually confused? YOu

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hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

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Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

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Women's Rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

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What's better than winning the paraplegic Olympics? Walking.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

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Q: What happened when Paul couldn't decide on Pornhub or Redtube. A: nothing since he doesn't have a d***

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Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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What's black and white and red all over. Half a zebra

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If you send someone fudge, you should write them a poem with it Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge!

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Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

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police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

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What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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