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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

Three men went into a bar; one was blind, another deaf and the third was mute. The blind guy said "Did you SEE that?" The deaf guy said "WHAT?" And the mute said "...."

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

Why did the plane crash. its pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

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7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

What is brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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