What's brown and sticky? A stick!

why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

A man walks into a bar. The barman says, 'why the lo-, wait, i thought you was that horse again.'

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

"Knock knock," "Who's there?" "Black man," "Black man who?" "Gimme yo money!"

Students, please find the surface integral.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? Nickleback.

Why was the black man arrested? Tax evasion.

What's worse than finding a bug in your soup? The Holocaust

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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