- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

What's the difference between and Jew and pizza?!?!?! Jews are people and pizza is a food product :D

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

What do you call a black man stealing your tv? A thief

Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

Face Hunter is scum

What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

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