what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

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why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

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Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

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What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

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Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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Two Cows are knitting soda water in a lightbulb. One of them said: Talking about milk, what time is it? The other pulls out a thermometer, looked at it and said: Wednesday.

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A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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A bus with 11 passengers is making its final stops for the night. At main street it drops of 6 people and picks up 2, at broad it drops of 3 and picks up 4, at 3rd street it drops of 5 and picks up 1, and finally at 6th street it drops off 4 and picks up 0. How many people are still on the bus? 13 if you include the dead bodies in the back

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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How many fingers do most people have? 10

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30cm = 0,3meters

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

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Three black men were walking...

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You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

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Black...

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Q: Whats The Difference between Batman and Blackman? A: One can go to a store without Robbing it...

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Anti Joke

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