A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

What did Canada say to America? We will not become apart of the United States where people are known as Fat Nascar lovin hicks!

What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

What's similar about a mole and an eagle? They both are blind and dig through the ground. Except the eagle.

What happens to men who grow up. They are probably taller

Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon.

What's black and sits in the back of a police car? The seat.

Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

Why was the man so hungry? Because he hadn't eaten in days.

A man walks into a bar, gets caught in a knife fight, and dies horribly. The funeral was closed casket.

Cinema greatest shit final, anime and videogames dont translate well into movies edition: One day... a young man named Tyler Reed, is chased by the notorious bully named Peter Ganondorf... Just then... he coincidentally utters "I AM THE LINK!" And a great lightning bolt strikes him... Tyler Becomes THE LINK! As for Peter Ganondorf... he became a pile of burning ashes... But Just then THE LINK, gets contacted by Jessica Fairy! And receives a important message... The evil Dr.Bullshitious has destroyed the connection without earth and planet Zelda! And that is bad... BECAUSE! Can Tyler Reed use his powers of lightning fast flight, and collect the TWO pieces of the mystic "triforce" to earn the ultimate weapon? The Master gun! Most importantly, can he become THE LINK between Planet Zelda and Earth? *Shows random shots that you cant make shit of like those movies you know suck just from the narration* ZELDA: THE LINK TO PLANET EVOLUTION! Moral: Still better than Dragon Ball Evolution...

I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

hey im leon and i love the chuckie

one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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