Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

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An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

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How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

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What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

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what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

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You know whats worse than finding 3 dead children in your house? Finding 2 dead children in your house.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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Your momma is so stupid Her iq must be below 50

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

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A man works at a brick factory. He is told by his boss that if he is to steal any brick from the factory, he will be sacked. But every day the man steals one brick and puts it in his lunch box to take home and is not caught. One day he has enough bricks to build a house, and he says "When I build this house there will be none left over". The house is now built and while the man is taking a look around he stubs his toe on something, he looks down to see a brick and he sighs, picks up the brick and throws it in the air. There are two pilots driving a plane, one has a dog and one has a wardrobe. One pilot says to the other "I don't particularly like dogs" then the other pilot says to him "I don't really like wardrobes". They then make an agreement and throw both the wardrobe and the dog out the window. Five minutes later one pilot looks out the window out onto the plane wing, and guess what he sees? A brick.

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a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

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Why did the black man smell really bad? A: becuase he ran out of paper

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One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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yo mamma so fat she got pied to be the Olympic swimming pool

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

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What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

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- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

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Anti Joke

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