what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

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Why did the kid have a toy truck? because he bought it

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What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

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Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

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An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

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Poop

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If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

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Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

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Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

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How do you get a bird off the roof you throw an ax at it

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Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for some water. The bartender replies: "Sorry, we don't have any." The man responds: "Sorry, I'm drunk." He walks out.

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Person A said: Knock Knock! Person B could not answer the door as he could not hear Person A's announcement of his or her arrival.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

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A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

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Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

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Last week, I visited the Virgin Islands. Now it's just called Islands.

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

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Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

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Wait what? I did not type that!

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