- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

Sixty... eight

Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Whats worse than dying? Nothing.....?

no pun intended

I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Whats Stupider than john? Nothing.. he's certifiably retarded

How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

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