- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

Why did the man not come out of the closet? He wanted to stay in narnia.

Q: What's your dog's name ? A: Dog. Q: What's your cat's name ? A: Cat. Q: What's your dick's name A: Pinky

why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

How do you piss off a teacher? Accuse them of being a pedophile

When is a door not a door? When your burns down.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple

What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

-Knock Knock ~Who's there? -It's your mother ~Go away

Wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the girl next door.

how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

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