Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

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The Game.

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How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

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Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "Jehovah's Witness." "Jehovah's witness, who?" "Just Jehovah's Witness. Your doorbell is not working."

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Why did twenty mexicans run down a hill? There was a marathon in the area.

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Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

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This is a joke...that your supposed to laugh at.

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What did the boy eat for dinner? Shit.

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Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

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lewis ya baggy fuck

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Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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How do you make your friends more positive ? Infect them with HIV.

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Kris- "Hey! Ask me if I'm a tree! Kait&Alyssa- ".....Are you a tree?...." Kris- "No.(:"

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Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

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Robocop and T-800 argue over who can run the fastest, Robocop claims he is the fastest, while T-800 says that he is the fastest. To settle things once and for all, they start a race. At first T-800 seems to be leading Then the T-800 is leading by a great distance. moments later the T-800 has a huge lead. But then suddenly, without any warning, the race shifts! T-800 is now leading only by a great distance! Yet in a amazing, and completely unexpected plot-twist. T-800 wins! Moral: :O

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Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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