- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

What animal has four legs and one hand? Happy rottweiler

What's black, white, and red all over? A pile of dead nuns.

What is the difference between me and you? I am not readin this joke.

Why couldn't little Sally fall asleep? She was on fire.

Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

Yo momma so fat she when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

chuck norris

A man goes into a bar. What are mangos doing in a bar?

Why couldn't Harry Potter get a job at Mc Donalds? Because he isn't real.

My girlfriend once told me " Life is like a penis, it's hard."

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?

Q. have you seen Helen Keller house A. niether has she

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

Women's Rights.

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

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