Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

What's the difference between a stepfather and a turkey? A stepfather is a man who married a woman who has already had a family with another man but the man does not mind because he has fallen deeply in love with her and wants to spend the rest of his life with the woman. A turkey is completely different in many respects.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, we have a drink named after you!" Surprised, the grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named 'Bob'?"

What did the chemist say when his BBQ ran out of charcoal? Nothing interesting.

A white man and a black woman walk into a bar, they both fell in love and lived happily together until their 25 year old son had gotten in too a car crash Luckily their son lived

Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

so a piece of grass is walking down the street..... wait a minute thats not right.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies? girl scouts

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was blind.

God. God.

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

What's the difference between a bag of dead babies and a Ferrari? I have a bag of dead babies in my garage.

You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

I bought my daughter the Josef Fritzl advent calendar. The proceeds go towards abuse survivor charities.

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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