Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

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Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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Whats the worst way to find out your married. Hungover

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What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

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why did jenny fall off the swing? because she had no arms Knock Knock Whos there? not jenny

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What's do you call a prostitute in a hospital? A concerned parent.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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What is my name? I dont know

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Why did the car slow down? Becuase the driver pressed the break

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

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Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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Why is a Wesley a black man ? He licks tuna

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

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what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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