How do you confuse a blonde? The same way you confuse a brunette or redhead, hair color has nothing to do with an individual's intelligence.

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1,2,3,4,5... 6.

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What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill? Look there's 100 elephants coming over the hill What did tarzan say when he saw 100 elephants coming over the hill with sunglasses on? Nothing he did not recognize them

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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How do you get a clown to stop laughing? Throw an axe at it's face.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

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what do a carrot and an elephant have in common? theyre both orange except for the elephant.

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What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

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Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

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A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

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Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

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Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

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What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

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I dont have a girlfriend

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Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

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a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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Roses are red, Violets are violet

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A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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