Your moms so ugly, that when i took her out to eat for dinner we built an everlasting relationship. Thats why you call me dad.

Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

What was that pirate movie rated? PG-13

What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door.

A man walks into a bar. Then he yelled and held his head in pain. :) www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

did you hear about the 2 car pile up by wal-mart? 50 mexicans dies

Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

Two nuns are in a bathtub, one nun turns to the other and says "where's the soap". The other nun replies "it does, doesn't it".

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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