Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

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But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

Whats small and has Aids? Avery..

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

My mum is called Steve

Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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