- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

What do you call a black guy with a job? Responsible.

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

What happened when the old woman crossed the road? A completely unrelated archery accident lead to the deaths of several people and thousands of dollars of property damage in another part of the country. The woman crossed without injury.

I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

Superman and Batman get in a fight, who wins? No one the world has just lost a superhero.

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