Your biggest fan.

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Once upon a time, a boy sat on a hedgehog. He abruptly stood up, as the spikes had caused him a certain amount of discomfort.

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Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

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Is your refrigerator running. Yes. Good, then I don't need to call an electrician.

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

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The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

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What should you do if you are being chased by a black man. keep running and if he tag's you, then you should try tag him back since this is a simple game of tag.

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Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

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What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

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Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

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How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

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Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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Why do you never see hippopotamus hiding in trees? They are really good at it.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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