Name an American born white man in the NBA. Thats right, you cant

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Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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There's a mexican and african american in a car. Who's driving? A cop.

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How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

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Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

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knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Knock knock Who's there? Impatient Hellen Keller. Impatient Hellen Keller who? ...

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Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

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What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

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Knock Knock, Ow my face

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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How do u know that your obese ? People stare at you

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Your dick is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Have you got any grapes?" The bartender replies "No." The duck then leaves but returns the next day and again asks, "Have you got any grapes?" And again the bartender answers, "No." This happens again the next day and in annoyance the bartender yells, "If you come in tomorrow and ask if I have any grapes, then I will nail your feet to the floor!" The next day the duck came into the bar and asked, "Have you got any nails?" to which the bartender replied, "Yes." The duck then walked out of the bar

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

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I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

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