- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a person of the jewish faith and a pizza is delicious food.

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dracula." "Dracula who?" He pulls his cape up to his face and says, "May the force be with you,"

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

What do you get when you cross Winter Squash, Beets, Ham, Coffee, Spinach, Hexamine, Cadmium, Detergent, and some love? A bowl full of crap.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

Your grandma and your mom drove of a cliff, who survived? Both of them they didn't drive off a cliff

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

What's greasier than a baby? A burger

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

Why does Santa Clause eat cookies? Because cookies not part of a balanced diet.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

Why did the little girl cross the road??? To get away from the strange man

women's rights

What did the pear say to the apple? Fred, you delusions are getting worse and i'm getting a divorce.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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