knock knock. who's there? Alticka Alticka who? Alticka pudding cup.

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noah is a scrub jungle

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

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What has eyes but can't see? A blind person.

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Whats worse than not having cellphone service? Having sex unwillingly with a stranger then getting pregnant at the age of 13.

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

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Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

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A man killed himself.

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7+5=12

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Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

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Here is an opposite. Black Santa Claus.

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What's circular and round A circle

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

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Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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