What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

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if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

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whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

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what did sandy say to mr krabs nothing squirles are not smart enough to make a air tank and go under water

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

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There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

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why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

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Nickelback

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

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Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

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What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

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why was the carrot sad? it was stuck in an antelopes anus

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What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

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whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

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what's 9+10? 19, not 21

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