- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

Suppose an American, an Indian, a dinosaur, and a leprechaun are on a plane together. Which one would be the first to chug a 7 pound bottle of coke? The situation is too unlikely, with the odds of it occurring being less than 1%, therefore the question cannot be answered accurately.

Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

A boy with cancer decides to go skydiving for his 18th bithday. Unfortunately, his parchute doesn't work & he dies before he hits the ground.

What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

What did the very inquisitive poor black guy say to the very rich white man at the train station? Nothing, they didn't know each other. And they both had their iPods in. And they were at different train stations. And they were in different countries. And the black guy died 20 years ago.

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

Knock, Knock. Come in!

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

What is green and can hurt your eyes? I don't know, but its definitely not a laser pointer.

Q: What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A: A pilot, you racist.

How many jewish people can you fit in a Volkswagen? depending on the class of car but a mid range SUV can seat up to seven.

An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

You and your parents are going to die today

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

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