Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

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Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

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What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

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your a vagina says you, your a booby

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Whats faster than a black man running away from the cops? The speed of light.

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

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He walked in a bar

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Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

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What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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Why didn't Kurt Cobain drive to work on Monday? He killed himself.

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Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

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what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

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How many guys does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

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Knock Knock. There was no answer.

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Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

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A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

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how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

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So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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