Why did the boy drop the ice cream? Because he had a seizure.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

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The Holocaust

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What did the man with no teeth say? I need some teeth.

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A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

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Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Your doorbell is broken.

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Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

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What did the giraffe say to the other? nothing giraffes cant talk

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your family is dead. Your family is dead, who? Your family is dead.

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The Definition of Megan Bates 800 Hamburgers

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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do you currently smoke? i hope not.

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Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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ajkswhfuilafhgkfdgbluft

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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Guess what? What? Idk. I just wanted to make u excited.

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What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

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What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

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I have a gay camel

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

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who is awesome? no one...

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you are a åsshole :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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