- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

I hated hipsters before hating hipsters was mainstream. Does that make it sound like I have a fixed gear bicycle? Because I don't... I promise... What's a fixed gear bicycle, you ask? You mean you don't know???

I remember my grandfather's last words he said to me before he kicked the bucket...."Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A blind man walks in a bar I mean like a metal bar But it didn't hurt He only laught

What happened when the man lost his sandwich? He couldnt eat.

Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

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