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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "OH MY GOD I CAN TALK!" the second muffin is so shaken in its beliefe system by a talking muffin that it commits suicide.

why did the dog eat its breakfast of meat because he was hungry

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

why did the fat lady hop on one foot,because she lost the other foot to diabetes. ?

What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

What's worse than five babies in one trash can? One baby in five trash cans.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

What do you call a middle ages man driving a van filled with children? Coach.

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

What do you call George Mills? A very kind, sensitive person with a poor music taste.

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

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