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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Black/White and red all over? Obama when he gets a little flustered.

What did the man with AIDS say to the other man? I have AIDS and will most likely succumb to the disease.

A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

What's the difference between a Corvette and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

what does dana do in her free time? make love with jarrett

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

Black people having a Job.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

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