- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

Whats bad about a black cop coming to your house? I was having a KKK meeting in the basement.

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

so the weather's nice...

you're mommas so fat that her doctor says she is morbitly obese and may die of a heart failure later in life

When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

I used to be an Adventurer like you, but then i took and arrow to the Elbow.

Knock Knock Who's there? Chinese. What? Knock Knock.

So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

A man walks into a bar. Now he needs stitches on his forehead because he was walking pretty fast

A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

Stop me if you heard this one before.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

A man with Alztheimers walks into a bar. He forgets the purpose of being there.

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