Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

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roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and grass is green due to the fact that there is chlorophyll in it.

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An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

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Why is it when birds fly in a "V" shape one side is longer? There's more birds on that side.

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Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

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Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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baby seal walks into a club

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Here's a joke, a black man walks into a store and buys something. that's it.

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Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm a dog.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. The man who wrote this, Was high as shit.

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one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

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Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

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Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

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What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

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What do you get if you cross a man and a horse? Severe internal bleeding.

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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