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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they choose to. this is a free country, where people are free to travel as they please, despite what their sexual orientation may be. Jerk.

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

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what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

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