- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

girls basketball

What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

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My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

Womens rights

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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