Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

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what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

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whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

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A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

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whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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roses are red violets are blue i've got alzheimer's ...

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I have a joke. Okay, tell me. Just kidding

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A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

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WHO WANTS SOW????

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a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

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Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks have herbivorous diet mainly consisting of wild grasses, berries, as well as agricultural crops when they are available.

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Justin Bieber

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A green-painted man walked into a bar and confused a blonde, bar-tending horse with a tale of rape in the holocaust involving an amputee child riding a fridge on a plane with a pig, a duck, a chicken, a lawyer and countless men of various ethnicities, religious faiths and sexual persuasions. Together, they changed a lightbulb, ate wormy apples and agreed upon the colour of roses and violets respectively.

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A man goes to the till of a 7-11 to buy a 12-pack of condoms. "Busy night?" asks the cashier boldly. The man complains to the store's manager about the cashier's misconduct and she is given a formal warning.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

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Why did the chicken contact Michael Jackson? To get to the other side.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you, but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl empty and so is your head.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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